
I want you to take a good look at this cookie.
stare at it.
forget that it’s sweet.
forget that it’s crunchy.
forget what it tastes like.
this is a cookie. It has 100 calories.
you will chew it in your mouth for a total of 30 seconds
you will swallow it and it was crawl down your oesophagus and stick to your gut as yellow pus in globs of fat.
you will see this cookie again the next day as you flush the toilet.
forget food.
forget eating for enjoyment,
all that food is is glorified, glamorized shit.
look at this cookie look at how fucking tasty it looks look at those lucious chocolate chunks them bitches are gonna be...
oh for crying out loud. you people.
Lol,its so deadly and tasty, its to die for.seriously, if people thought like this regarding everything man ever...
I needed this :)
Fuck me I need a cookie. And a cup of tea. And maybe some more cocopops.
Once again I am reminded of how direly this world needs more biology teachers. And how direly I need a cookie.
dude all i got from any of this is that i want a cookie now. oh man i am starving.
^This. How can you not love cookies (or biscuits for that matter, they’re not really the same thing here), especially if...
mmmmmm. cookies.